little mama

A time for firsts.

As much as I wish to expand on what it's like to begin here-- that would be giving people what they want. and i tend to shy away from such things.

however, i will say this:

the most exciting thing that happened to me tonight

a couple came in for dinner. i sat them, noting their odd pairing. a tall model, yet trash-ily made up asian with her shorter, bald, 'foreign' boyfriend. she ordered the buttercrunch lettuce and the halibut, he- i dont remember, and its not important. Why? because following the order for the next fifteen minutes the two decided to battle it out across the red velvet booth, his voice getting to about 6 or 7 decibles louder than we normally permit in the restaurant. luckily they were seated next to a couple, at the other red velvet booth, who had taken the opportunity to move their chairs much closer together and make out, almost literally, while asiawoman and baldy had it out. several times I swear i made out, "see der you go. you do dis!" to her reply, "i'm not playing games, my GOD!" Kari quickly informed me that the two had cancelled their entrees and would be leaving soon.

following:

i walk out to my car, literally laughing at their misery, and the two angry pods get into the car behind me. lovely. a silver corvette of some kind which i had to make sure i didnt hit as i came out of my lovely parallel parking job, nor let them see me laughing at their antics in the mirror.

LIST

1. be careful when laughing at other's misfortunes. karma is a bitch, and real.

2. jake silbermann premiers on As the World Turns tomorrow, CBS 2pm

3. i should be walking dogs professionally by the end of this, or beginning of next week.

4. my mother still thinks i might come to finland.

5. i enjoy spending money that i dont really have.

6. i will be moving into my vacant and boring house soon. i havent decided whether i will invite people over to drink on my patio in the afternoon-- or simply drink for, and by myself.